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Post by Pest Control on Dec 6, 2006 9:10:35 GMT
oblong xmas tree. They are also
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Post by Nuclear Badger on Dec 6, 2006 11:02:42 GMT
worshiping a giant golden statue of
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Post by Pest Control on Dec 6, 2006 13:59:21 GMT
badger with nuclear size eye and
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Post by Duke Dudeston on Dec 6, 2006 23:16:45 GMT
a mushroom with big teeth. Suddenly
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Post by Pest Control on Dec 7, 2006 10:02:05 GMT
the statue stood up and said
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Post by Nuclear Badger on Dec 7, 2006 12:26:27 GMT
“Man, I really need a Wii”
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Post by Lieutenant Fatman on Dec 7, 2006 13:16:18 GMT
Deep down under the ground in Texas, a man lived next to a rather large chocolate pudding. Fred came across this man during a baseball match against a frog; he was a rather odd frog who lived inside the chocolate pudding. The frog loved chocolate, hence the strange and wondrous colour of his rather large multi coloured coat. Fred also loved the smell of simmering poo boiling in a rather large boat shaped potato peeler.
One day the pudding decided to explode, so the frog and the man - Albert, (who so happened to be very excited about his new mushroom and felt passionate about the mushroom), both decided to ask Fred if he would like a new haircut to show off to the queen of Fairyland, who advertised tomato puddings to three hundred and four people.
Fred traded Albert's mushroom for three red and turquoise spotted Shetland ponies and two tomato puddings, when Albert suddenly found a beer powered leaf blower that turned out to be a chocolate cheesecake laced with French Brandy. This caused him great confusion, and insecurity with his pet dolphin Chris. People always used to say how much better everything was in the good old days when Chris used to save people from fires and bake cakes for the homeless.
Fred saw three hundred hippos dancing in one of his twisted nightmares, so he erased his memory to escape this and from a very scary pair of sunglasses with stupid sized pants attached to them.
Meanwhile, a servant of 'Amazing Boris and his creepy travel companion Verik Kridor,' walked into a massive town full of odd shaped houses where strange illuminous elves conspired to create an indestructible Lego Drama-therapist, who had so much coffee and is now running round in circles (Drama-therapists are very coffee minded, so they drink loads of milky coffee and eat loads of milk chocolate, while listening to Barney the big purple dinosaur, who sings all day long.)
Meanwhile down under, in a pink umbrella shaped doughnut, many giant sized purple monkeys on roller-skates are doing the conga, round and round a shiny oblong Christmas tree. They are also worshiping a giant golden statue of a badger with nuclear sized eyes and a mushroom with big teeth. Suddenly the statue stood up and said, “Man, I really need a Wii,” only to be informed by the
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Post by Would? on Dec 7, 2006 14:28:18 GMT
awfull super hero burnt face man
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Post by evilbob on Dec 7, 2006 14:35:39 GMT
"Amazon are all sold out mate!".
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Post by Pest Control on Dec 7, 2006 18:42:08 GMT
He looked really disappointed and
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Post by Duke Dudeston on Dec 8, 2006 0:41:22 GMT
wanted to jump off a building
(EvilBobs line cracked me up for some reason)
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Post by Nuclear Badger on Dec 8, 2006 9:50:54 GMT
. So he did, causing a catastrophic
(lol Burnt Face man)
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Post by Pest Control on Dec 8, 2006 10:43:54 GMT
fart which was very loud and
Admin Edit: To many words used.[/color]
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Post by Duke Dudeston on Dec 8, 2006 13:11:39 GMT
stinky. The whole world suddenly exploded!
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Post by Pest Control on Dec 8, 2006 16:00:56 GMT
"That what you think" said Death
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