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Post by Duke Dudeston on Dec 11, 2006 22:53:18 GMT
munching, halfway through eating he thought
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Post by Slightly Mad Munchkin on Dec 12, 2006 9:16:44 GMT
"Gosh! How did I get here?"
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Post by Lieutenant Fatman on Dec 12, 2006 12:03:31 GMT
Meanwhile, a servant of 'Amazing Boris and his creepy travel companion Verik Kridor,' walked into a massive town full of odd shaped houses where strange illuminous elves conspired to create an indestructible Lego Drama-therapist, who had so much coffee and is now running round in circles (Drama-therapists are very coffee minded, so they drink loads of milky coffee and eat loads of milk chocolate, while listening to Barney the big purple dinosaur, who sings all day long.)
Meanwhile down under, in a pink umbrella shaped doughnut, many giant sized purple monkeys on roller-skates are doing the conga, round and round a shiny oblong Christmas tree. They are also worshiping a giant golden statue of a badger with nuclear sized eyes and a mushroom with big teeth. Suddenly the statue stood up and said, “Man, I really need a Wii,” only to be informed by the awful super hero burnt face man "Amazon are all sold out mate!"
He looked really disappointed and wanted to jump off a building. So he did, causing a catastrophic fart, which was very loud and stinky. The whole world suddenly exploded! "That's what you think," said Death of rats, while wearing a bandanna with purple spots. Death of rats is a rather uncommon affair in a rat farm full of big giant play pens, which they use to extract the milk from them. "I really regret going commando today," said ratty, "It's ever so cold, but never-mind it is soon to snow and then we will hear Santa's boots on a tightrope of doom."
The remains of the Earth transformed into a beautifully stunning and muticoloured sausage hot pot that was delivered to Granddad, which he took great delight in munching. Halfway through eating he thought, "Gosh! How did I get here?" due to his partial amnesia. He...
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Post by Duke Dudeston on Dec 12, 2006 12:48:08 GMT
jumped out of an airplane that
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Post by Nuclear Badger on Dec 12, 2006 13:33:31 GMT
he built himself out of children’s
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Post by Duke Dudeston on Dec 12, 2006 16:02:36 GMT
toys, and a massive banana skin
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Post by Pest Control on Dec 13, 2006 9:49:48 GMT
Meanwhile down at the bottom of
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Post by Duke Dudeston on Dec 13, 2006 11:47:05 GMT
the garden, amongst the birds and
(...the bee's there lived a lot of little people... their called the poddington peas the poddington peas! < Sorry couldn't resist lol)
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Post by Nuclear Badger on Dec 13, 2006 14:09:53 GMT
the intercontinental nuclear missiles, Granddad is
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Post by Pest Control on Dec 13, 2006 15:44:24 GMT
very old and fragile. who says
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Post by asingleblackrose on Dec 14, 2006 15:19:16 GMT
that pensioners can't grow their own
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Post by Pest Control on Dec 14, 2006 16:03:16 GMT
bananas to save them from going
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Post by Nuclear Badger on Dec 14, 2006 21:40:07 GMT
murderous and evolving into panda bears?
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Post by Pest Control on Dec 14, 2006 23:23:00 GMT
Panda bear are dangerous because of
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Post by jkirkwood on Dec 15, 2006 18:31:06 GMT
his best friend he is a
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