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Post by Duke Dudeston on Jul 1, 2007 12:43:31 GMT
dribbles out of mount rushmore with
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Post by Pest Control on Jul 1, 2007 20:29:58 GMT
lemon curd and the whole of
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Post by jkirkwood on Jul 1, 2007 23:53:08 GMT
the mickey mouse clan did not
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Post by andrealouise on Jul 2, 2007 0:11:34 GMT
foresee the sticky situation that lie
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Post by jkirkwood on Jul 2, 2007 0:22:16 GMT
six inces round there big feet,
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Post by Duke Dudeston on Jul 2, 2007 1:14:05 GMT
Dynamic trousers are the way to
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Post by Pest Control on Jul 2, 2007 8:58:54 GMT
solve this situation however what can
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Post by Duke Dudeston on Jul 2, 2007 11:05:29 GMT
fredrick the overaged ape do to
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Post by Lieutenant Fatman on Jul 2, 2007 11:27:35 GMT
swallow all blue flamingos surrounding them.
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Post by Nuclear Badger on Jul 2, 2007 12:13:51 GMT
Fredrick challenged Popeye to Connect 4
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Post by Duke Dudeston on Jul 2, 2007 12:22:08 GMT
but he couldn't remember how to
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Post by Pest Control on Jul 2, 2007 21:11:39 GMT
play so instead they played
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Post by Duke Dudeston on Jul 2, 2007 21:37:40 GMT
monkey go-go giddy karts on
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Post by Pest Control on Jul 2, 2007 21:43:24 GMT
the wii and then they had
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Post by Duke Dudeston on Jul 2, 2007 22:14:14 GMT
Chapter 2
There was once a man from the island of hairy shoulders. He loved to eat and sleep but didn't like to walk because of the mad raving donkey that was attached to his bottom and was munching on some dog biscuits because dark, red eyed creatures were trying to tie up a banana to a giant sized ape who named Tom. Tom was a good ape who worked hard in the best way he knew how. Twenty six little tiny ants helped him with peeling silver bananas and then coating them with cat poo and sheeps liver. This was done so that the army can find a way to use there high power guns to shoot down flying nuclear badgers and dudestons. Spikey gerbils threw 100 assorted flavour Rowntrees Fruit Pastels at the prime minister because they were fed up with the tax they were paying on pink fluffly slippers.
The remaining Dudestons regrouped and began to multiply by the millions to start an army to make cheap chocolate orange banana icecream, dont know why anyone would really want too eat that when pineapple so much bigger and will take over the doughnut valley! pest control was called to help rid the evil vermin army of Nuclear Badgers, before they start laying poo all over the newly laid astro turf and turning the world into a giant penguin.
Kojac the naughty ostrich ran all over Lieutenant Fatman's cabbage patch for the thrill of outrunning Fatman's deadly flamingo's with flappy dappy monkey fluff all over their face. Meanwhile over at the new vallley's shop, boggins, the three eyed hippo, decided that rascal the road runner should be put away for his crimes in case he indecently exposes himself to inbred shiny eyebrows. Dilly the ponytail horse donkey, thought it was great because he got to swallow dancing hippo and they tasted like hot rasberry cheescakes on rice pudding with poo flavoured turnips in the middle.
The mad scientist of gerbil turnover, transplanted his own brain into a dinky donut with extra sprinkles on because he liked the idea of angry camels licking his cinnamon. Cumulative unfriendly spinach leafs gathered at sausage mainline station, as they were worried about phantasmal poodles stealing their souls, green jack russels stole 1000 coffee banana's for their super robot monkeys.
A being composed entireley of ambivalence far convinced Fred that astral meatloaf was good for the kidneys, when really it was not. Meanwhile Fred was growing his own secret food that would be able to cure human inability to morph into styrofoam.
Simon, once said that hamsters eat bubble wrap to boost thier super intelligent pink fluffy slippers; but then again it could be that they need to be sparkly slippers instead.
Cowardly cowboys cautiously culled crocodiles continually to issue out fifteen armadillo's to launch at the growing number of big bad bold ball shaped bottoms. Careless Carebears chuck curried chicken all over mr blobby's Tie, when blobby burped bananas because burning birds were jealous of his big pink silly stale sock suspenders.
Sausages sound like a brain melting on heat.
There were midget sized gerkins travelling to the deep dark dangerous, killer cauliflower infested, forest of Bungle.
In the forest lurked a levitating long light line of oversized oranges.
Yap Yap Dog the Fart Therapist wanted to start a group to cure fustration that is held in his mind, when Dr. Snowplow the evil part time taxidermist discreetly interfered by shoving his massive brolly of doom into Yap Yap Dog's cheese sandwich, and dipping his slippers in mayonnaise. yap yap dog decided to realise that his enemy is dr snowplow.
Dr snowplow and yap yap dog were once both the same orange, wielding overlords of Sainsbury's in Walton.
Yap Yaps cloned twin lived in summerbay and works in tesco. As a sausage stacker, what he didn't appreciate was goblins smelling his hair and rubbing is left foot with tuna and sweetcorn sandwich filler. Down under zap zap dog had a stroke and died! Oh know what awful smell is that. When suddenly his corpse was reanimated through necromancy to help spread the word about flying indians taking over the universe. They couldn't get past the clinker the frozen hedgehog who watched people undress in M&S changing rooms. Scary as it may sound. They decided to fit billion dollar circus into the side of an extra crispy cheese and marmalade pancake with extra doughnuts on the side, two holy men thought that it was appropriate to break wind on Panda island, it was quite smelly and really loud that the ground was starting to crumble from the explosion.
The panda's started executing their hostages to the ground and suddenly fred purple ewoks atomic grape seeds so flew to the moon and ate each other's top hats with bacon.
My father always said that when I grew up I be a fossilsed frankfurter so that i could make mushrooms for the monkeys of china and drink tea with king Bogoff of the people's republic of Bognor Regis. The king loved his silly centipede friends who collected tin jam that comes in many different types of trees, Nuclear Badger likes stealing people's legs and arranging them into mosaic style pictures for his chance to win an air guitar.
Toby the rocking mushroom from bangladesh loves to watch supernanny on a small 2 inch screen tv, while playing the bongo really loud. Meanwhile the angry Panda's started suicide bombing my aunts lawnmower. She loved pigs in parliament the TV series where monkeys dance over cold coal cobbles to snatch the briefcases of cretinous mr bagpuss who happened to like spamming up forums by continually posting crap! There is one place where Mr Bagpuss goes when he feels like posting crap, to votd annonymous.
As he feels it is the dough to sugar ratio that resurrects totomtotom the lord doughnut king of the penguin people. Lots of shoes live their life in sadness, dreaming of monkeys in pink tutu's dancing frantically because they need to pee.
Pink fluffy sheep love yellow snow because it taste like sherbet lemon. The monkeys peed on Fizzysnow Mountain which then exploded into five million lemon sherbert flavoured toilets which would cause the end of the world.
Millions stared in total awe at my gigantic juicy melons, they are very tasty. Charlie the mong, loved his big oversized ears because he was using them to spread Marmite over his toast. Meanwhile over in japan Godzilla was arrested for tax evasion and they tried put him in an inflatable duck.
Donkeys swimming in sand and horse poo, they find the lost city of confusing trousers.
Kamakazi Monkeys on Mopeds flew off to the big ewok carnivale where T-Virus infected Chocobo's rammed Vauxhall Novas which spawned evil skoda babies. Meanwhile the mopeds had turned into some monster tricycles with jam flavoured tyres, when consumed caused involuntary face licking.
then the face turns into a giant runny nose and the snot dribbles out of mount rushmore with lemon curd and the whole of the mickey mouse clan did not foresee the sticky situation that lie six inces round there big feet, Dynamic trousers are the way to solve this situation however what can fredrick the overaged ape do to swallow all blue flamingos surrounding them.
Fredrick challenged Popeye to Connect 4 but he couldn't remember how to play so instead they played monkey go-go giddy karts on the wii and then they had all contracted Wii Elbow.
Cups of
(this chapter -and all other chapters that may follow- will be locked when 20 pages have been reached!)
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