6 Word Story - Chapter 3

[Duke Dudeston]

Simon decided it was time to

[Lieutenant Fatman]

continually head butt his desk because

[Pest Control]

the stress of having to write

[Duke Dudeston]

the whole bible with his teeth

[Pest Control]

to make out the words. However,

[Duke Dudeston]

Colin the amazing donkey juggler came

[Pest Control]

first when playing his fave game.

[Duke Dudeston]

Fred thought that coming first wasn't

(- sorry this could be rude, but I figured what they hey? -)

[Pest Control]

always the best thing in the

[Casselle]

universe, coming second however is a

[Duke Dudeston]

massive problem when frying eggs with

[Duke Dudeston]

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Previously On The 6 Word Story

Chapter 1
Deep down under the ground in Texas, a man lived next to a rather large chocolate pudding. Fred came across this man during a baseball match against a frog; he was a rather odd frog who lived inside the chocolate pudding. The frog loved chocolate, hence the strange and wondrous colour of his rather large multi coloured coat. Fred also loved the smell of simmering poo boiling in a rather large boat shaped potato peeler.

One day the pudding decided to explode, so the frog and the man - Albert, (who so happened to be very excited about his new mushroom and felt passionate about the mushroom), both decided to ask Fred if he would like a new haircut to show off to the queen of Fairyland, who advertised tomato puddings to three hundred and four people.

Fred traded Albert's mushroom for three red and turquoise spotted Shetland ponies and two tomato puddings, when Albert suddenly found a beer powered leaf blower that turned out to be a chocolate cheesecake laced with French Brandy. This caused him great confusion, and insecurity with his pet dolphin Chris. People always used to say how much better everything was in the good old days when Chris used to save people from fires and bake cakes for the homeless.

Fred saw three hundred hippos dancing in one of his twisted nightmares, so he erased his memory to escape this and from a very scary pair of sunglasses with stupid sized pants attached to them.

Meanwhile, a servant of 'Amazing Boris and his creepy travel companion Verik Kridor,' walked into a massive town full of odd shaped houses where strange illuminous elves conspired to create an indestructible Lego Drama-therapist, who had so much coffee and is now running round in circles (Drama-therapists are very coffee minded, so they drink loads of milky coffee and eat loads of milk chocolate, while listening to Barney the big purple dinosaur, who sings all day long.)

Meanwhile down under, in a pink umbrella shaped doughnut, many giant sized purple monkeys on roller-skates are doing the conga, round and round a shiny oblong Christmas tree. They are also worshiping a giant golden statue of a badger with nuclear sized eyes and a mushroom with big teeth. Suddenly the statue stood up and said, “Man, I really need a Wii,” only to be informed by the awful super hero burnt face man "Amazon are all sold out mate!" He looked really disappointed and wanted to jump off a building. So he did, causing a catastrophic fart, which was very loud and stinky. The whole world suddenly exploded! "That's what you think," said Death of rats, while wearing a bandanna with purple spots.

Death of rats is a rather uncommon affair in a rat farm full of big giant play pens, which they use to extract the milk from them. "I really regret going commando today," said ratty, "It's ever so cold, but never-mind it is soon to snow and then we will hear Santa's boots on a tightrope of doom."

The remains of the Earth transformed into a beautifully stunning and multicoloured sausage hot pot that was delivered to Granddad, which he took great delight in munching. Halfway through eating he thought, "Gosh! How did I get here?" due to his partial amnesia. He jumped out of an airplane that he built himself out of children’s toys, and a massive banana skin.

Down at the bottom of the garden, amongst the birds and the intercontinental nuclear missiles, Granddad who is very old and fragile says, “Who says pensioners can't grow their own bananas to save themselves from becoming murderous, and evolving into panda bears? My panda bear is dangerous because of his best friend who is a mad raving psycho monkey from Alpine.” What Granddad doesn’t know is the Alpines are often associated with orange, pink and purple flavoured stuff, which smells like his very old nasty slippers.

Fredrick the oversized hippo was fighting shark related crimes at the local supermarket, when his comrade Timmy, thought it would be funny to sing songs about salmon. His best mate Rambo said, "Dude you smell like candle wax mixed with salted peanuts." Timmy thought candles smelling of peanuts was pretty normal, so he brushed his giant sized teeth and continued to shake his marackers to a blind fishmonger passing by who was, thankfully, totally oblivious. The fishmonger then revealed his identity to Fredrick as being a simple minded door step.

Three dead salmon were heading towards a frying pan in Rambo's kitchen when he tripped over an oversized peanut tree that was growing out of a snowmans behind. Charlie was feeling very funny and had some more wicked strength lager which he liked which clearly says non alcoholic on the bottle but still very good for using to look like a bottle nosed fool.

He lent some booze to children outside of Tescos and said "I want that back!" upon hearing police sirens approaching the children downed all the booze then robbed an old granny while Swat teams flooded the area. Charlie was cornered by Lieutenant Fatman, so they all crapped their pants because Fatman was using force lightning to make snails dance to the conga.

Snails usually prefer the macarana, but they don't understand the lyrics that the queen is trying to sing but they do like the big dips accompanied by dorritoes delivered afterwards.

A huge vacuum cleaner took over and flew high over the hills to a home for the old and wise wizard. Who name I think Fred... both crazy and wise! Fred, cast a spell on the dishwasher, to make it also clean Later that day the queens bit torrent service went down, so she was unable to download any porn. So she called out for a marmalade sandwich as an alternative distraction.

22 people done the mexican wave when one little boy farted loud everyone took a big whiff and ran around with empty jam jars shouting "I like pink Banana's", They eat pink bananas because they are afraid of watermelons that have rabies. They get rabies because of something was wrong with the porridge that was shipped over from a little tiny island called red dragon. Where a monkey made out of poo was standing on a live wire while juggling doughnuts filled with razor sharp, bottle nosed Furbies. The Furbies loved to be juggled and eat snails covered in custard, they thought St Patrick’s day had become too silly for anyone to realise that paddys drink all year round not just on Tuesdays when watching Coulrophobics Tonight on BBC twelve. The monkeys who where flying out of a warm metal frying pan wearing small leather jackets with chains while doingsome hardcore triple letter score combinations on who wants to be a orangutans step uncle.

Twizzle sticks united play regularly on orangutans step uncle football sausage. Penguins with rather large ectoplasmic readings, cause a resonance cascade, in the Black Mesa Research Facilities' where they have some big dirty cowboy boots covered in horse raddish and carrots mixed in with a fine blend of smelly old coffee which really was not coffee but song called candle in the wind causing it to smell.

Combine troopers yell at the top of their voices why is the world round, they then collapse after realising they were surrounded by Doughnut Enforcers, wielding sticky pancakes, covered in reflective blue icing with sprinkled yellow and red polka dots.

Two young old guys done the konga to Metallica's song Some Kind Of Monster, but then discovered a secret trap door in my right butt cheek. Flamingo's on rollerblades wear red pantaloons all day. But wait the rollerblades had big umbrellas stuck to the side of their weels and as they went supernova, people ran in fear of the impending doom! This caused countless sheep counting... mmmmmm sheep, said the giant pengiun who really enjoyed sheep, as he was eating sheep burger.

Sheep burgers are on a special offer in sainsburys and they sing Lois Armstrongs "What a wonderful world" so many times that the sheep have fallen off the bridge into a steaming pile of cow dung.

A party for Valley Members was the last thing anyone expected but it went on anyway, it was a very messy party and someone fell in love with someones left foot, yes it was a strange six toed green and black spotted mouldy foot. Special glitter crackers were given away because of the smell.

Drunken hamsters on rollerscates doing the konga in the middle of a custard tart, one threw up on a donkey the other on a a gaint size turtle with orange flavoured torpedos attached to the shell.

King Koopa decreed that all plumbers should kill princess peach with a mushroom, mushroom, and a snakey snake, badger badger badger badger badger badger and a ring ring banana phone. Upon hearing this Princess Peach started to get really freaked out and wrote a letter asking King Koopa to send mario, boo, toad, and luigi. when they got there, yoshi ate them all up! Sonic then hit yoshi in the tummy and knuckles then jumped on yoshi's back and started riding him around the dessert island.

Meanwhile a huge flying cactus shed its spikes on an extra large egg, which suddenly burst open, revealing a gargantuan Yoshi. He looked beautiful and cute. He put on a ballet costume and started to dance in his boots, he then died a horrible death thanks to a flying egg, thrown by Birdo. She was the type of creature that liked to solve crossword puzzles.

Thomas the tank ran over five mini coopers, which were all crushed.

Tinkerbell spread her magic spell and this raised Yoshi as a zombie."Arrrrgh... arrrraggh," said the zombified Yoshi who was then killed again by a giant ant with a huge overdraft limit. A dude named Ihsoy wondered around Mini Egg Land looking for another donkey, as his one had a broken leg.

A purple hippo named Charlie was doing the Conga and singing to the music of the band Tattoo because he was so bored! Then a purple flying spanner took over Grandma and made her into an evil spaghetti lover, oh how she loved spaghetti.

Bob who was her pet blow fish plotted to conquer the biscuit tin, taking it from Evil Green the invisible blob. Evil Green was best friends with Pinky and the Brain who helped Charlie Chaplin destroy the massive roundabout of doom, while wearing a pink tutu. Pinky and the Brain flooded the backseat of their Honda because Bob wanted a ride to the horseradish police station to report a giant orange carrot with a strange looking balaclava on its head.

A beetroot, which looked very much like a cherry doughnut with a marsh-mellow center was seized from Evil Green due to laws regarding underpants related fatalities.

There was something rotting in the back of his garden. That was a smelly garden with a llama shaped frog, who ever heard of a green pigeon? well there was fifteen miles to go now, and ten steps to fred wests house He lived right down the side of a long pink orange. Fred west was evil and zobla the north was good. Zobla had to cover fred west in compost to stop him from exploding!
It was a very hard thing to do.

A stampede of sticky investment bankers came troddling down the hill to blackcurrant jelly hospital, as mellow the peanut butter was, it just didn't look like rosemary west. Who could imagine peanut butter looking like that. head surgeon borris jam sandwich, stood over his enemy's slain corpses, exhausted after a hard day but none of the chocolate raisins could believe how nasty bananas really are to marmite crumpets. bovril then took daiylea to court over the rabbid sausages that roam about Kentish town station, they have guns and bully quorn there.

Meanwhile babybel was having an argument with prince charles about the royal family. Charles felt it appropriate to only wear strawberry jam as lipstick, charles then wanted to swim in a tub of lard, while the queen wanted to go skating on baked beans in canada, people say that monkeys fly with pink wings, but tennis rackets is what they use.

The queen farted on live television, everyone laughed so much that phillip pood his pants. Philip decided to eat his own shoes as he was really hungry and was stuck in a lift with a door man named Kermit who happened to be ant spy who cloned blue slugs for the french!

My mother always says that they are right and then the world lost its balance after getting off the stair-lift at Neptune junction, it then danced like the funky chicken with bird flu and chicken pox.

meanwhile jordan and Bob were faffing around with the bra and pants. when suddenly jordan fell off the trumpet, why was the trumpet full of jockeys anyway?
out came 50 oompa loompa's from prince charles nose. However did they manage to swing on such fine nostril hairs? no, they slipped on a slimy yellow and red used monkey nut. In the year 1567 it was covered in charle's snot which was a wonderful colour of purple with orange spots on the attached label.

Also in 1567, dark nights did not happen because the sun never set, which was rare but made the people feel special about their chicken fried noodles, they cooked better. smelly egg fried toast. Meanwhile chocolate milk was boiling on the volcano, the munchkins loved to watch it explode because they were crazed derranged pshycopaths on helium but then the evil lord Bob Monkhouse decided that he liked to play blockbusters and said "Purple doughnuts what was that all about" which sally responed to by juggling hamsters with sharp razor blades love to play blockbusters while they shave thier ear hair and eat silicon chips.

Archaeologists uncovered ancient remains of my right butt cheek, it very smelly work but they found a hairy dried poo in the bottom hole. which they discovered to be a new life form called the pinklatoes, they were a livley and industrious super intelligent race that build second hand toilets with thier noses and tool kit. They also had very large yellow worms who dug into the ground to find vast subterranean rivers of molten apathy.

In the rivers were gold lego bricks with purple people playing with the lego bricks, trying to build themselves an all powerful God of watercress, oh all should bow down to the god and his fluffy pink yellow crown and odd looking dog called tyson. the orange dog loved to roll around and tell stories to inka the pink dragon mistress of the sea! Monkeys love to worship the great goddess of Denmark.

Four hundred and twenty six aardvarks doing the can-can to the never ending story, which does end eventually. but only ralph the dog knows how to play the spoons with his teeth and his dreadlocks. rocky the spoon bender could not bend spoons anymore due to having a metal plate in his right thumb. Twenty hippo's crossing the pink slime pond realised that silver frogs die quickly.

Albert's Mushroom Died! albert buried his mushroom in fertilizer and the mushroom grew into the king of gold mushrooms. There were over 700 kinds of frogs in antartica, they believe they are lucky.


Chapter 2
There was once a man from the island of hairy shoulders. He loved to eat and sleep but didn't like to walk because of the mad raving donkey that was attached to his bottom and was munching on some dog biscuits because dark, red eyed creatures were trying to tie up a banana to a giant sized ape who named Tom.
Tom was a good ape who worked hard in the best way he knew how. Twenty six little tiny ants helped him with peeling silver bananas and then coating them with cat poo and sheeps liver. This was done so that the army can find a way to use there high power guns to shoot down flying nuclear badgers and dudestons. Spikey gerbils threw 100 assorted flavour Rowntrees Fruit Pastels at the prime minister because they were fed up with the tax they were paying on pink fluffly slippers.

The remaining Dudestons regrouped and began to multiply by the millions to start an army to make cheap chocolate orange banana icecream, dont know why anyone would really want too eat that when pineapple so much bigger and will take over the doughnut valley! pest control was called to help rid the evil vermin army of Nuclear Badgers, before they start laying poo all over the newly laid astro turf and turning the world into a giant penguin.

Kojac the naughty ostrich ran all over Lieutenant Fatman's cabbage patch for the thrill of outrunning Fatman's deadly flamingo's with flappy dappy monkey fluff all over their face. Meanwhile over at the new vallley's shop, boggins, the three eyed hippo, decided that rascal the road runner should be put away for his crimes in case he indecently exposes himself to inbred shiny eyebrows. Dilly the ponytail horse donkey, thought it was great because he got to swallow dancing hippo and they tasted like hot rasberry cheescakes on rice pudding with poo flavoured turnips in the middle.

The mad scientist of gerbil turnover, transplanted his own brain into a dinky donut with extra sprinkles on because he liked the idea of angry camels licking his cinnamon. Cumulative unfriendly spinach leafs gathered at sausage mainline station, as they were worried about phantasmal poodles stealing their souls, green jack russels stole 1000 coffee banana's for their super robot monkeys.

A being composed entireley of ambivalence far convinced Fred that astral meatloaf was good for the kidneys, when really it was not. Meanwhile Fred was growing his own secret food that would be able to cure human inability to morph into styrofoam.

Simon, once said that hamsters eat bubble wrap to boost thier super intelligent pink fluffy slippers; but then again it could be that they need to be sparkly slippers instead.

Cowardly cowboys cautiously culled crocodiles continually to issue out fifteen armadillo's to launch at the growing number of big bad bold ball shaped bottoms. Careless Carebears chuck curried chicken all over mr blobby's Tie, when blobby burped bananas because burning birds were jealous of his big pink silly stale sock suspenders.

Sausages sound like a brain melting on heat.

There were midget sized gerkins travelling to the deep dark dangerous, killer cauliflower infested, forest of Bungle.

In the forest lurked a levitating long light line of oversized oranges.

Yap Yap Dog the Fart Therapist wanted to start a group to cure fustration that is held in his mind, when Dr. Snowplow the evil part time taxidermist discreetly interfered by shoving his massive brolly of doom into Yap Yap Dog's cheese sandwich, and dipping his slippers in mayonnaise. yap yap dog decided to realise that his enemy is dr snowplow.

Dr snowplow and yap yap dog were once both the same orange, wielding overlords of Sainsbury's in Walton.

Yap Yaps cloned twin lived in summerbay and works in tesco. As a sausage stacker, what he didn't appreciate was goblins smelling his hair and rubbing is left foot with tuna and sweetcorn sandwich filler. Down under zap zap dog had a stroke and died! Oh know what awful smell is that. When suddenly his corpse was reanimated through necromancy to help spread the word about flying indians taking over the universe. They couldn't get past the clinker the frozen hedgehog who watched people undress in M&S changing rooms. Scary as it may sound. They decided to fit billion dollar circus into the side of an extra crispy cheese and marmalade pancake with extra doughnuts on the side, two holy men thought that it was appropriate to break wind on Panda island, it was quite smelly and really loud that the ground was starting to crumble from the explosion.

The panda's started executing their hostages to the ground and suddenly fred purple ewoks atomic grape seeds so flew to the moon and ate each other's top hats with bacon.

My father always said that when I grew up I be a fossilsed frankfurter so that i could make mushrooms for the monkeys of china and drink tea with king Bogoff of the people's republic of Bognor Regis. The king loved his silly centipede friends who collected tin jam that comes in many different types of trees, Nuclear Badger likes stealing people's legs and arranging them into mosaic style pictures for his chance to win an air guitar.

Toby the rocking mushroom from bangladesh loves to watch supernanny on a small 2 inch screen tv, while playing the bongo really loud. Meanwhile the angry Panda's started suicide bombing my aunts lawnmower. She loved pigs in parliament the TV series where monkeys dance over cold coal cobbles to snatch the briefcases of cretinous mr bagpuss who happened to like spamming up forums by continually posting crap! There is one place where Mr Bagpuss goes when he feels like posting crap, to votd annonymous.

As he feels it is the dough to sugar ratio that resurrects totomtotom the lord doughnut king of the penguin people. Lots of shoes live their life in sadness, dreaming of monkeys in pink tutu's dancing frantically because they need to pee.

Pink fluffy sheep love yellow snow because it taste like sherbet lemon.
The monkeys peed on Fizzysnow Mountain which then exploded into five million lemon sherbert flavoured toilets which would cause the end of the world.

Millions stared in total awe at my gigantic juicy melons, they are very tasty. Charlie the mong, loved his big oversized ears because he was using them to spread Marmite over his toast. Meanwhile over in japan Godzilla was arrested for tax evasion and they tried put him in an inflatable duck.

Donkeys swimming in sand and horse poo, they find the lost city of confusing trousers.

Kamakazi Monkeys on Mopeds flew off to the big ewok carnivale where T-Virus infected Chocobo's rammed Vauxhall Novas which spawned evil skoda babies. Meanwhile the mopeds had turned into some monster tricycles with jam flavoured tyres, when consumed caused involuntary face licking.

then the face turns into a giant runny nose and the snot dribbles out of mount rushmore with lemon curd and the whole of the mickey mouse clan did not foresee the sticky situation that lie six inces round there big feet, Dynamic trousers are the way to solve this situation however what can fredrick the overaged ape do to swallow all blue flamingos surrounding them.

Fredrick challenged Popeye to Connect 4 but he couldn't remember how to play so instead they played monkey go-go giddy karts on the wii and then they had all contracted Wii Elbow.

Cups of lumpy custard, rolling down the hillside caught an unwary troll off guard. cold custard was hanging from the Troll's multifunction calculator while George Foreman tried to build an arc for his ultimate grilling machine, which provides the whole universe the power of cow dung. It was written in 2010 using a special machine that converts people into cheesecake and causes huge inflamation of the left toe The right toe grows into a small stub which looks like a giant whale on roller skates at the same time giving birth to its own face. Eternal ambiguity is the only way to fly.

Meanwhile Fred decided it was time to pack his bags and leave after discovering he had evolved from crusty underpants left in the Sun.

Twenty years later, there was a drinking contest between Donald Duck and Bananaman, Donald won! It was a close duel, but the funky duck wore a pink bandana to over power bananaman's yellow spandex power girdle exploded into a new planet and was quickly terraformed by enraged unicyclists.

Dinky donuts went bankrupt, and fat because of mango related planetary assault then the queen made funky mango biscuits for the Powerpuff Girls and winnie the pooh. Who real age is unknown, pooh is immortal and he loves his friend however he is a hippo hater.


Chapter 3... so far!
Hundreds of dead radioactive monkeys are suing Time Warner for withholding vital pink bandana's that are said to be soiled thongs worn by Mr Wong. Mr Wong, loved the smell of digitally signed graphics card drivers, and felt that they would be really nice to sell on ebay while eatting banana sandwiches with marmite. Marmite is actually a secret weapon to help defend the planet of the evil that is used in the manufacture of apple scented shampoo.

However this was not always the most evil shampoo, chestnut and elderflower also a posionous tea. tea monsters are mugging Earl Grey for his superman action figure, it was something that paddy ashdown thought was entertaining and informative. Earl Grey unleashed his terrible monkey of total destruction that threw 2GB memory sticks at Gorden Brown head which happened to explode.

Gordon Brown decided to tax jelly babies by eatting their heads and splashing their cats with custard. Nuclear Badgers were having a wee, so steamy that it threatened to take over the banana lords pancakes Meanwhile Pest control decided to see wether her strawberry flavoured jellyfish were able to power her massive unicycle. turk decided he wanted to play with his spongebob squarepants action figure which actually belonged to tea monster.

Turk, stole the action figure because did't want his mind to be warped by the evil penguin people thus transforming him into a terrifying mongoose with a rare skin condition that made him also believe that chickens were infact super sized monkeys. That wanted to take over the mushroom kingdom.

If Lt. Fatman knew who was committing the crime he shaved goats. What did the goats did not know was that there was a huge asteroid coming their way which would destory everything that was covered in pink lino. meanwhile Optimus Prime was Christmas shopping at Pizza hut, everyone wasn't looking forward to the killer new pizza hut.

Marshmallow and liquorice armour is popular at xmas time because that is when the partridge family comes over from Mars to announce their views on the behavoir of the gerbil and this result in major debates on the existence of demonic underpants.

Simon decided it was time to continually head butt his desk because the stress of having to write the whole bible with his teeth to make out the words. However, Colin the amazing donkey juggler came first when playing his fave game. Fred thought that coming first wasn't
always the best thing in the universe, coming second however is a massive problem when frying eggs with.....



What will happen next? you decide

[Tabicat]

a small jelly based desert which

[GingerBob]

proped on top of your head

[Lieutenant Fatman]

, often results in superheated brainwaves.

Simon