Post by Duke Dudeston on Jul 30, 2013 23:00:12 GMT
Chapter 3
Hundreds of dead radioactive monkeys are suing Time Warner for withholding vital pink bandana's that are said to be soiled thongs worn by MrWong. Mr Wong, loved the smell of digitally signed graphics card drivers, and felt that they would be really nice to sell on ebay while eatting banana sandwiches with marmite.
Marmite is actually a secret weapon to help defend the planet of the evil that is used in the manufacture of apple scented shampoo. However this was not always the most evil shampoo, chestnut and elderflower also a posionous tea. tea monsters are mugging Earl Grey for his superman action figure, it was something that paddy ashdown thought was entertaining and informative. Earl Grey unleashed his terrible monkey of total destruction that threw 2GB memory sticks at Gorden Brown's head which happened to explode. Gordon Brown decided to tax jelly babies by eating their heads and splashing their cats with custard.
Nuclear Badgers were having a wee, so steamy that it threatened to take over the banana lords pancakes. Meanwhile Pest control decided to see wether her strawberry flavoured jellyfish were able to power her massive unicycle.
turk decided he wanted to play with his spongebob squarepants action figure which actually belonged to tea monster. Turk, stole the action figure because he didn't want his mind to be warped by the evil penguin people thus transforming him into a terrifying mongoose with a rare skin condition that made him also believe that chickens were infact super sized monkeys that wanted to take over the mushroom kingdom.
If Lt. Fatman knew who was committing the crime he shaved goats. What did the goats did not know was that there was a huge asteroid coming their way which would destory everything that was covered in pink lino. Meanwhile Optimus Prime was Christmas shopping at Pizza hut, everyone wasn't looking forward to the killer new pizza hut.
Marshmallow and liquorice armour is popular at xmas time because that is when the partridge family comes over from Mars to announce their views on the behavoir of the gerbil and this result in major debates on the existence of demonic underpants.
Simon decided it was time to continually head butt his desk because the stress of having to write the whole bible with his teeth to make out the words. However, Colin the amazing donkey juggler came first when playing his fave game. Fred thought that coming first wasn't always the best thing in the universe, coming second however is a massive problem when frying eggs with a small jelly based desert which proped on top of your head, often results in superheated brainwaves.
Simon thought.. "Holy baked monkey brains this donkey juggler needs to be spoken to very sternly. Patrick the mummyfied Gerbil decided enough was enough and then ran and jumped off a oversized monkey brain that was somehow attached to a frogs bottom.
Two hundred and forty five flamingo's done the truffle shuffle, then climbed onto an angelic pile of strawberry scented hamsters which bounced in time to lady gaga's Bad Romance. Sometime in spring 2034, strange blue muffin type intergalactic battle carriers, started ferociously bombarding My right arm, Captain Todswhallop of yakooyakoo castle, decided he wanted the whole of the Queens land taken over by a multi talented talking banana llama to prevent irreparable damage.
Charlie Chaplin was still loving the smelly little turnip bears asking him if he wouldn't mind calculating these Penguin bars.
Young Edward the idiot It was difficult to determine whether space goats from china where indeed afraid of Danger Mouse, of course was scratching himself in a rather seductive way, it got a little rough down in the bushes of Mr tinkers potato garden, he used 400 metal detectors all attached in a single cabbage was just what fred needed when the banana police came to share their wisdom on how they knew the underpants commited germ warfare within the Chinese embassy.
Marshmallow mushrooms saved the embassy by shaving the heads of all the peanut people.
"Oh gosh darn it! I forgot my flip flops again"
Bring in the yellow and orange spanners! That's what they all thought about while the amazing over-sized flamingo's were plotting to raid Starbucks.
Chapter 4 begins:
The Mythbusters where asked to test
Hundreds of dead radioactive monkeys are suing Time Warner for withholding vital pink bandana's that are said to be soiled thongs worn by MrWong. Mr Wong, loved the smell of digitally signed graphics card drivers, and felt that they would be really nice to sell on ebay while eatting banana sandwiches with marmite.
Marmite is actually a secret weapon to help defend the planet of the evil that is used in the manufacture of apple scented shampoo. However this was not always the most evil shampoo, chestnut and elderflower also a posionous tea. tea monsters are mugging Earl Grey for his superman action figure, it was something that paddy ashdown thought was entertaining and informative. Earl Grey unleashed his terrible monkey of total destruction that threw 2GB memory sticks at Gorden Brown's head which happened to explode. Gordon Brown decided to tax jelly babies by eating their heads and splashing their cats with custard.
Nuclear Badgers were having a wee, so steamy that it threatened to take over the banana lords pancakes. Meanwhile Pest control decided to see wether her strawberry flavoured jellyfish were able to power her massive unicycle.
turk decided he wanted to play with his spongebob squarepants action figure which actually belonged to tea monster. Turk, stole the action figure because he didn't want his mind to be warped by the evil penguin people thus transforming him into a terrifying mongoose with a rare skin condition that made him also believe that chickens were infact super sized monkeys that wanted to take over the mushroom kingdom.
If Lt. Fatman knew who was committing the crime he shaved goats. What did the goats did not know was that there was a huge asteroid coming their way which would destory everything that was covered in pink lino. Meanwhile Optimus Prime was Christmas shopping at Pizza hut, everyone wasn't looking forward to the killer new pizza hut.
Marshmallow and liquorice armour is popular at xmas time because that is when the partridge family comes over from Mars to announce their views on the behavoir of the gerbil and this result in major debates on the existence of demonic underpants.
Simon decided it was time to continually head butt his desk because the stress of having to write the whole bible with his teeth to make out the words. However, Colin the amazing donkey juggler came first when playing his fave game. Fred thought that coming first wasn't always the best thing in the universe, coming second however is a massive problem when frying eggs with a small jelly based desert which proped on top of your head, often results in superheated brainwaves.
Simon thought.. "Holy baked monkey brains this donkey juggler needs to be spoken to very sternly. Patrick the mummyfied Gerbil decided enough was enough and then ran and jumped off a oversized monkey brain that was somehow attached to a frogs bottom.
Two hundred and forty five flamingo's done the truffle shuffle, then climbed onto an angelic pile of strawberry scented hamsters which bounced in time to lady gaga's Bad Romance. Sometime in spring 2034, strange blue muffin type intergalactic battle carriers, started ferociously bombarding My right arm, Captain Todswhallop of yakooyakoo castle, decided he wanted the whole of the Queens land taken over by a multi talented talking banana llama to prevent irreparable damage.
Charlie Chaplin was still loving the smelly little turnip bears asking him if he wouldn't mind calculating these Penguin bars.
Young Edward the idiot It was difficult to determine whether space goats from china where indeed afraid of Danger Mouse, of course was scratching himself in a rather seductive way, it got a little rough down in the bushes of Mr tinkers potato garden, he used 400 metal detectors all attached in a single cabbage was just what fred needed when the banana police came to share their wisdom on how they knew the underpants commited germ warfare within the Chinese embassy.
Marshmallow mushrooms saved the embassy by shaving the heads of all the peanut people.
"Oh gosh darn it! I forgot my flip flops again"
Bring in the yellow and orange spanners! That's what they all thought about while the amazing over-sized flamingo's were plotting to raid Starbucks.
Chapter 4 begins:
The Mythbusters where asked to test
